When Humans Attack – Tiger King 2

Of course I watched it. And I laughed really hard. Tiger King is the best mockumentary since Spinal Tap. All … Continue reading When Humans Attack – Tiger King 2

Christopher Nolan is Making a Movie About Robert Oppenheimer, and Variety Wants Me to Care

See how far you can get into their marketing gibberish before you give up. There’s so many things wrong with … Continue reading Christopher Nolan is Making a Movie About Robert Oppenheimer, and Variety Wants Me to Care

I deserve to be whipped for writing about this, as it’s fairly reeks of 2014, but I’ve seen it pop … Continue reading Star Wars and the Social-Sexual Hierarchy

I’ve written on the Indiana Jones series before, explaining the problem I had with Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. A … Continue reading An Encomium of Pankot – In Defense of Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom

The Boys at RLM Recently did one of their “list” re:View episodes, about the films of John Carpenter. Let the … Continue reading Aesthetics vs. Prophecy: John Carpenter’s Escape from L.A.

Somewhere on I-81 in Virginia, there’s a billboard for Cracker Barrel, because of course there is. If you find yourself … Continue reading The Reproducibility Trap, Or Why Everything Original and Curated Becomes Re-Heated Crap

Time for Low-Rent Clint Eastwood to Ride Again. The only question is Why, and there’s only one answer. No one … Continue reading Oh Good, a New Indiana Jones Movie

Dude hasn’t been in a movie since 2018. He’s now set to perform in an Italian film directed by Franco … Continue reading Is Kevin Spacey’s Probation Over?

A Collection of Unmitigated Pedantry begins a deep-dive into Paradox Interactive grand strategy games, a subject after my own heart. … Continue reading Paradox Teaches History: EU4 vs CK2

I may have made fun of it a while back, but honestly, I don’t hate the concept. I might scope … Continue reading Maybe I’ll see Nomadland, Maybe I Won’t