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Issue 26: Death Gets a Degree
Drunk Vampire Hunter returns for Museum shenanigans in Mum, Me, A wrestler contends with his fear of death in The Laugh, A long day’s journey through the innards of customer service in Petty Education, A powerful man contends with an enemy he cannot name in Containment
Issue 25: Rabbit Gets the Gun
Tygg the Barbarian and Drea the Witch battle an island of Beasts in The Skeleton King, We learn the strictures of Feline Combat in Catakure – Honor, Wake up with yogurt in your nose and interdimensional beings to battle in Ale-Man Blues, Wisdom comes before a fall in the Western tale Ghost Raid
Issue 24: Space Lizards in Space
Rand Thrax shoots dinosaurs from a spaceship in Cantilever Jones Runs Hot, Chapter VI of The Meditations of Caius Caligulia, the children learn why It’s Best to Leave Mr. Elf Alone, Recruits to a secret Crusader Order learn how To Kill a Demon
Issue 23: Cringe
A woman tries to escape Lockdown in “the Papers”. We give advice on How to Day-Drink properly. Man fights man over Squirrels. And a reflective memoir of “The Bombs I Never Met.”
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Year 5:
- Volume 5, Issue 1 – A Cut Across Space. Geological horror awaits in “The Barrens.” Wizards attempt to bridge an ideological gap while a kingdom’s fate hangs in the balance in “Negotiating Magic.” “The Emperor’s Justice” is a man on a lethal mission to uncover corruption and betrayal no matter where in the cosmos it may be.
- Volume 5, Issue 2 – Numbers. We cover the difficulties of “Selling your Magazine in an Anarchist Bookstore”. Caligulia returns to share his thoughts on War. Then a man’s life is weighed by the Masters of the Dao, and the Drunk Vampire Hunter returns again!
The first six issues, available on Amazon.
- Consider Yourself Triggered. Midget-slapping, transpeciesism, and academic parodies.
- Like Sheet Metal on a Cheese Grater. Bathhouse shenanigans, Zombies with feelings, and kitten commands.
- The One We Forgot the Tag Line For. The Mystery Bathouse concludes, A man hunts a dragon, and feminists get library fines.
- Come Sample Our Word Salad. We interview the Staten Island Fairy, We have undead job interviews, and we quip most quippingly.
- Vulgar, Vague, and Slightly Suggestive. Home invasions, strange couples, and an interview with Cthulu. Also contains the first chapters of Void.
- Don’t Worry, Your Parents Won’t Approve. Genies deal with ISIS, chapter 2 of Void, and we get shamed over the Ghostbusters remake.
All of the material for Year One is collected in the Year One Omnibus.
