God Save the Queen

Over at the Telegraph, a snarky argument in favor of the monarchy. For my part, I don’t get the point of electing a ceremonial president, as the Germans do. The President of the Bundesrepublik does nothing at all, but embody the spirit of the German nation or some such. Well, can’t someone who inherited the… Read More God Save the Queen

Freed Slave in 1865 Writes to Old Master With Great Affection, Barely Concealed Laughter

This is how it starts: Sir: I got your letter, and was glad to find that you had not forgotten Jourdon, and that you wanted me to come back and live with you again, promising to do better for me than anybody else can. I have often felt uneasy about you. I thought the Yankees… Read More Freed Slave in 1865 Writes to Old Master With Great Affection, Barely Concealed Laughter

Things That I Hope Other New Fathers Have Thought Within the First Week of Their Child’s Life…

“So this is what insomnia feels like. I wonder if I’m going to get so tired I’ll create a cool alter ego of myself who wants to blow up credit card companies. I mean, I wouldn’t mind doing that normally, so…” “I am going to find out what breast milk tastes like. This is going… Read More Things That I Hope Other New Fathers Have Thought Within the First Week of Their Child’s Life…