The Universe Doesn’t Care About You

That’s the edited version of this old invitation-to-greatness, which I found a useful tonic this morning:

Think a scar (or a tattoo, for that matter) is permanent? It’s not. Your body was literally formed from stardust and will eventually return there. The duration of a scar doesn’t even register on the big time line. In fact, I heard that God watches jewelry commercials and LOL’s when they say that diamonds are forever. It’s all a big joke up there. There’s a drinking game in Heaven, where angels do a shot every time humans invest “for the long term.”

I want to know what his source of Heavenly intel is, but otherwise, heh.