I am about to be a father. The Good Greatsby has wonderful advice for teaching kids with rhyme:
Don’t blow off a lady when you learn she has a mister; relax, play it cool, she might have a sister.
Check under the bed before you count sheep, you never know where monsters may creep.
Vampire peer pressure:
Sucking blood makes you a dud.
No man is a fox wearing black shoes with white socks.
You should, of course, read the whole thing.