Apparently she of the Hourglass Figure did a shoot for Johnny Walker, which involved pictures like this:

Which has provoked all manner of hate from chicken-chested girls and the Caspar Milquetoasts who love them. No, that’s unfair. Just a lot of wearisome snark from people who have been trained never to let something out of the ordinary go by without comment.

Johnny Walker tastes like liquified paint chips, anyway.

UPDATE: Doug Winship salutes the Marketing.