“Guns are Bad. M’kay?

The NRA defends guns. They’re bad. Because Guns are bad. M’kay?

Putting armed guards in schools is bad. Because they’ll have guns. And Guns are bad. M’kay?

The Second Amendment is real bad.

Because the NRA likes the NRA. And the NRA is bad, so the Second Amendment must be bad.

Don’t be bad; don’t have guns, or like guns, or support guns. Then you’ll be bad. Because Guns are bad.

M’kay?”