Not even close to making this up.
The Westboro Baptist Church was unavailable for comment.
In other news, the Onion announced that it is closing, as “reality is impossible to parody any more.”
Not even close to making this up.
The Westboro Baptist Church was unavailable for comment.
In other news, the Onion announced that it is closing, as “reality is impossible to parody any more.”
You are making that up about the Onion closing, though, aren’t you?
Of course. If the Onion had any awareness of parody, it would parody itself.