So Matt Walsh made the mistake of tacking against the wind during the Internet’s mourning of a beloved celebrity’s demise. This means, of course, that he is a horrible person and a religious nut. It also means we have to pretend that we didn’t spend the last few years of that beloved celebrity’s life making fun of him; WE’RE LOOKING AT YOU SETH MCFARLANE!

Matt has chosen to respond by saying “Hey, you know, suicide is not a thing we should be honoring.”

And he’s right. And we hate that he’s right. So we’ll kill the messenger. It’s what we do.