My Essays Page

Some of you may have noticed, next to the “About” page, a link for “Essays.” This is for a handful of long-form, footnoted pieces that I’ve written within the last few years. Most of them were part of my Master’s Degree work. So I’m not entirely yanking your chain on the “Scholar” thing.

Matthew Perpetua Pretends to Understand Conservative Politics, References Ron Swanson…

Slate never fails to underwhelm. Swanson, played by Nick Offerman, is essentially an optimistic fantasy of a conservative politician. He’s stoic and deeply hostile to the very notion of government, but ultimately kind-hearted and genuinely concerned for the well-being of other people. He’s a throwback, in some ways, to the Teddy Roosevelt image of conservatism—hyper-masculine,… Read More Matthew Perpetua Pretends to Understand Conservative Politics, References Ron Swanson…

The Beastie Boys are Old

As they are now inducted into the 2012 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. If you’d like to start whining about who hasn’t made the list, CBS’ Celebrity Circuit has gotten it started for you. Yes, Virginia, Rush still isn’t in.

Virginia Tech Update

Now they’re saying that the suspect “apparently killed himself” (does that mean he was the guy in the parking lot?) and wasn’t a student at the university. Time Magazine’s current piece spends more time on the slain policeman than on giving us any update on the shooter. Even to the point of writing this: A… Read More Virginia Tech Update