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Tag: Humor
The Weak of Wit
The obliquely-named Paltry Meanderings of a Taller-Than-Average Woman has a post entitled “Why I Hate Witty People” which has attained the blessed realm of the Freshly Pressed. Much of it laments the writer’s suffering from “l’esprit d’escalier,” the delay of repartee until after one becomes a departee. But an excellent point about how easy someone like Oscar… Read More The Weak of Wit
Greatest. Stalker Video. Ever.
I don’t care if this young Jame Gumm is legit or not. It’s too hilariously awful to pass up, so I’m not. Because you mean more to me than Home Depot means to Mr. Lotrado.
Have I mentioned that the Byronic Man is Funny? He is.
The proof of being really funny is the ability to make anything funny. George Carlin even had a way of making rape funny: picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. Behold: Byronic makes getting a bee stuck in your ear funny.
Please Enjoy the Teacher’s Dictionary
I do: Teachers Union: A fell beast of legendary folklore, which rises from the grave of ancient economic theory to drain the lifeblood of the community. Appears to avoid crucifixes.
The Byronic Man Worships Rofeeb.
But he does so grammatically: You can also start to feel insane, because you’re tinkering with little bits of audio that you’re trying to trim and sync up, and so you run it back and forth and back and forth. It begins to feel like you’re looking for satanic messages in an 80’s metal album. … Read More The Byronic Man Worships Rofeeb.
Things That I Hope Other New Fathers Have Thought Within the First Week of Their Child’s Life…
“So this is what insomnia feels like. I wonder if I’m going to get so tired I’ll create a cool alter ego of myself who wants to blow up credit card companies. I mean, I wouldn’t mind doing that normally, so…” “I am going to find out what breast milk tastes like. This is going… Read More Things That I Hope Other New Fathers Have Thought Within the First Week of Their Child’s Life…
The Good Greatsby Owns the Packers
But he’s prepared to buy low and sell high: I should make clear, just because I’m prevented from owning another team doesn’t mean I wouldn’t be willing to sell my share back to the Packers in the event someone wants to give me a majority in an NFL team for Christmas. (Note: Please don’t buy… Read More The Good Greatsby Owns the Packers
Christmas Shopping Made Funnier…
Occasionally one stumbles upon a blog post that you would feel wrong about quoting. So do yourself a favor and just read The Byronic Man’s Your “What’s Hot For Christmas Gifts 2011″ Guide. Just trust me on this.
Helping Your Kids With Rhyme
I am about to be a father. The Good Greatsby has wonderful advice for teaching kids with rhyme: Flirting: Don’t blow off a lady when you learn she has a mister; relax, play it cool, she might have a sister. Sleep safety: Check under the bed before you count sheep, you never know where monsters… Read More Helping Your Kids With Rhyme
Content Blues 