Bad Catholic Trolls the Atheists Again

Hilarity ensues.

I base my theism on the following dictum:

One of two things is true — either life is eternal, or death is eternal.

  1. If life is eternal, death does not matter.
  2. If death is eternal, life does not matter.

3 thoughts on “Bad Catholic Trolls the Atheists Again”

  1. Yeah, no.

    There is, as far as I can tell, no deity or afterlife.

    That being said, we can still determine right from wrong. Using things like reason and evidence, we can see that drinking battery acid is bad for you, for example.

    But by all means, go and drink batter acid.

    1. It’s awesome how you conflate the empirical and material sciences of chemistry and medicine with the entirely cosmological and metaphysical arguments pertaining to the existence of the Supernatural and the grounding of morality.

      Because, if you can prove one thing, it follows that you can prove everything. LOGIC!

      On the other hand, batter acid sounds like the raw material for pancakes fermented into some kind of tasty liqeur.

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