Other McCain:

…the day before your 18th birthday, you’re strictly off-limits, but the minute you are legally an adult, you’re fair game for the Furry Red Humping Machine.

First Cookie Monster becomes a vegetarian, and now this.

I never understood the charm of Elmo. He did nothing, served no purpose, that other characters did not already, except that he said it in squeaky baby grammar. Elmo is the marriage of Sesame Street and Teletubbies, a comforting character for people intimidated by Grover’s intellect.

And now he’s Pedobear. Memes to follow.