Apparently The New Republic that insists that everyone else should “diversify” would like to be free to make up its own mind about putting any of those filthy minorities on staff.

Apparently diversity-efforts are things Other People must do — never people who Dylan Byers works for, or may work for at some point down the road. They have a special dispensation.

Just Because They Said So.

I hear that TNR is losing money. Mayhaps re-branding would help. I have a few suggestions:

• The New Republic — Because White People Need Jobs, Too
  
• The New Republic — The Old Republic Was Full of the Mud Races
• The New Republic — Your Hypocritical Stormfront on the Potomac
• The New Republic — Are Black People Even That Cool?
• The New Republic — Our Journalism is Restricted . . . to the Truth. Yeah, the Truth.
• The New Republic — Our Property Values are Solid
• The New Republic — The Only Chocolate Around Here Comes in Packages, and is Also White