First, the same chap who cheekily questioned Aragorn’s claim to the throne of Gondor lists the Most Metal Deaths in Middle-Earth. From the Feanor entry:
While Ecthelion, Glorfindel, and Gandalf all bit the dust fighting individual Balrogs, Fëanor died in battle with a platoon of them. Not only that, his spirit was so fierce it incinerated his body as it left him. That’s so metal I am literally crying as I write this.
Good stuff, and I agree with his number 1 choice.
And I don’t know why I haven’t linked this before, but it’s sublime.
Tolkien wins, obviously. The Master is not to be trifled with.