- Harrison Ford is there for Mark Hamill to get his Walk of Fame Star, Doesn’t point out that he’s had one for decades. Says nice things about Carrie Fisher instead.
- The Fatter, Angrier Kevin Smith to Demonstrate Why Star Wars won’t work on TV. You could have a fun debate arguing about whether Clerks or Swingers holds up better in the cold light of 2018. Of course you can only watch the SW series if you sign up for Disney’s new pseudo-Netflix.
Not today, Satan. Not today.
- Finally, there’s this:
Although, to be fair, is there anything that doesn’t seem cooler soundtracked with “Sabotage”? It’s like the Old Bay of Awesomeness.