I know I’ve been doing a lot of Star Wars content lately, but that seems to be where my head’s at.
Anyway, this is pretty funny. First Order After Action Review for Operations on Jakku.
Okay, so, operations on Jakku: what was supposed to happ – dammit, GD796, if you can’t keep your hand out of your crotch piece for five seconds, I will cut it off. As I said, what was supposed to happen?
RL29: Um…sergeant, we were supposed to land on Jakku and find some dude with a map.
SG51: Okay, yeah, in frikkin’ Bantha-speak, I guess that’s what was supposed to happen.
AK22: Sergeant! At 0045 we received orders for 1st Platoon, 2nd Company, 4th Battalion, 225th Legion to conduct an air assault onto Jakku in order to interdict a high value target for interrogation by Kylo Ren.
SG51: No one likes a show-off, AK22. But yeah, that’s exactly what was supposed to happen. What did happen? Anyone?
Read the Whole Thing.