Band Tatoos. Why?
I mean, I’ve got a few more band T-Shirts than a man my age probably should, but tats are permanent. And bands, well, they aren’t.
I’m Not Dead.
My eyes are fuzzy but much improved. Can’t blog much; the house beckons to be made ready for Easter dinner.
Light Blogging Ahead
I’m having my eyes fixed today, after which I shall be resolutely occupying meatspace, as the geeks put it. I’ll update when the spirit moves me.
Chevy Chase is So Full of Being Chevy Chase, He Doesn’t Realize That He’s Chevy Chase…
…and no one cares. Okay, Fletch was funny. Caddyshack was kinda funny. The Vacation series was okay-funny. First-season SNL must have been funny (I was 1 at the time). Everything else Chevy Chase has done is unwatchable crap. Weak, tired, and unfunny. Chevy Chase could have sucked the life out of Ghostbusters. So Chevy Chase… Read More Chevy Chase is So Full of Being Chevy Chase, He Doesn’t Realize That He’s Chevy Chase…
Forget it, Rick. It’s Maryland.
Maryland has been run by an oligarchy of high-minded swine since at least 1655, when a band of scurrilous Puritan rebels defeated the forces of Lord Baltimore at the Battle of the Severn. Today, Maryland is more or less a wholly owned subsidiary of the federal government. I mean that in the literal sense; the… Read More Forget it, Rick. It’s Maryland.
Cardinal Dolan: The Church Has Failed to Lead
…on the subject of chastity and sexual morality. By which His Eminence means, it has cowered in a little ball and said “Don’t Hurt Me.” Humanae vitae “brought such a tsunami of dissent, departure, disapproval of the church, that I think most of us—and I’m using the first-person plural intentionally, including myself—kind of subconsciously said,… Read More Cardinal Dolan: The Church Has Failed to Lead
Rats Forced Off Titanic
Vessel declared “seaworthy.” WASHINGTON – The head of the General Services Administration resigned from her post Monday, and two other officials were fired amid an investigation into excessive spending at a 2010 training conference that featured a clown, a comedian and mindreader, Federal News Radio reports. The public was gouged to the tune of $800,000.… Read More Rats Forced Off Titanic
Just When I Thought I’d Been Insta-lanched…
Last week, I pulled a minor quip in my headline about Spike Lee’s Twitter fiasco. So when I saw this, I thought I’d hit the blogger jackpot. But no, it’s some guy at the Washinton Examiner, stealing my joke. Accusations of drama-queenery are of course entirely just.
The Bigger the Government Is, the More Corrupt
Glenn Reynolds’ column on the Obamacare arguments hits on an oft-ignored theme: The subjects entrusted to the federal government by the Constitution — those largely “external” powers — simply don’t lend themselves to corruption. On the other hand, when the government lays a heavy regulatory hand on almost every business and industry, the temptation for… Read More The Bigger the Government Is, the More Corrupt
Let’s Not Start Pulling Each Other’s Taffy Just Yet…
It’s been fun enjoying the schock and upset of proggies at the possibility that Obamacare could be smacked down. John Podhoretz summed up decades worth of conservative griping about the left in a single paragraph: They’re so convinced of their own correctness — and so determined to believe conservatives are either a) corrupt, b) stupid… Read More Let’s Not Start Pulling Each Other’s Taffy Just Yet…
Content Blues 