People really seem to like Queen. I mean, I can dig one or two Queen songs, but… I don’t get … Continue reading Look Upon My Predictions, Ye Pundits, and Despair: My Oscars 2019 Scorecard
In my fisking of Variety’s pre-advertising for next year’s Oscars, I made this prediciton about Wes Anderson’s film Isle of Dogs: … Continue reading Wes Anderson’s Doom: Special Screening of Awaited European Animated Film at Cannes
It’s not that I disagree with the suggestions Variety offers: 1) Hire Jimmy Fallon to host, with a multi-year contract, … Continue reading Earth to Variety: No One Wants to Fix the Oscars
Did you actually say “Who gave this SOB a Green Card?” when announcing the best director winner? Were you drunk? … Continue reading Sean Penn, You Magnificent Bastard…
The Hollywood Reporter offers the usual dead-horse cruelty: As a television event, this year’s Oscars was more like an endurance … Continue reading The Oscars Were Boring, Just Like Every Other Year….