Vessel declared “seaworthy.” WASHINGTON – The head of the General Services Administration resigned from her post Monday, and two other officials were fired amid an investigation into excessive spending at a 2010 training conference that featured a clown, a comedian and mindreader, Federal News Radio reports. The public was gouged to the tune of $800,000.… Read More Rats Forced Off Titanic
Ah, but I love Doghouse Diaries.
Today I wish to dispassionaly discuss Sheila Jackson-Lee. Sheila Jackson-Lee makes my soul despair for the nature of man. Sheila Jackson-Lee makes an argument for authoritarianism every time she opens her mouth. If Joseph de Maistre were to concoct a fictional character to demonstrate to the known universe the folly of democracy, he would have… Read More Why is This Person in Congress? Why?
The Byronic Man lets out a vicious reductio ad absurdum against Wahlberg’s inability to tell the difference between The Movies and Real Life. To say, “Hey, Spanish Inquisition, I got an inquiry for you – you want a Hertz Donut?” Then when they say yes, punch them in the face so their funny hats fly off… Read More Marky Mark Brings the Pain
Sometimes I think about getting a tat, but I can never come up with a single image I want to see on myself for the rest of my life. It just never seems worth it. I have never asked anyone what their tatoos mean, because I can’t imagine something so subjective and personal being at… Read More The Only Thing Less Interesting Than Tattoos Is Talking About Them
I don’t care if this young Jame Gumm is legit or not. It’s too hilariously awful to pass up, so I’m not. Because you mean more to me than Home Depot means to Mr. Lotrado.
The N00b I alluded to earlier has gotten really classy. Really classy.
First, in the Pledge, he shows us something ordinary — emails from a proggie radio show. Then, in the Turn, the proggie responds. Finally, the Prestige.
Old and Busted: Celebrity Rehab. Just stop buying the damn smack already. New Hotness: Celebrity Mini-Marriages. Sinead O’Connor sees your 72 days, Kim Kardashian, and raises you 16 days! Beat that!
Abandon all hope, you fat little piggie. (h/t: Memeorandum) The leader, reputed to have had a taste for cigars, cognac and gourmet cuisine, was believed to have had diabetes and heart disease. The sin carries its own punishment. May the new King President, Kim Jong Un, excel his father in the indulgence of his pleasures.… Read More Kim Jong Il Will be Ronery in the Afterlife…
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