Russel Brand Too Kinky for Katy Perry

Or so the rumour mill reports. (h/t: The Other McCain)

“He likes dirty things,” the source says. “He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” Adding that Russell had a closet full of sex toys.

We then get the counter-intuitive claim that Russel bailed because he wanted to settle down and start a family.

A wheelchair family.

It has long been observed that lust and fetishes have a ratcheting effect. Once you  indulge them, you cannot go back to a place where they are un-indulged. They become a crutch.

So something designed to augment sexual excitement ends up weakening it. Hilarity ensues.


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