The Byronic Man lets out a vicious reductio ad absurdum against Wahlberg’s inability to tell the difference between The Movies and Real Life.

To say, “Hey, Spanish Inquisition, I got an inquiry for you – you want a Hertz Donut?”  Then when they say yes, punch them in the face so their funny hats fly off and say, “Hurts, Don’t it!?”

I mean, sure Burt Reynolds saved Sterling Archer and the rest of the ISIS crew from that Cuban hit squad, but he didn’t brag about it.