Sometimes I think about getting a tat, but I can never come up with a single image I want to see on myself for the rest of my life. It just never seems worth it. I have never asked anyone what their tatoos mean, because I can’t imagine something so subjective and personal being at… Read More The Only Thing Less Interesting Than Tattoos Is Talking About Them
Oh, right around here (h/t: Protein Wisdom): Sasha dresses in clothes he likes — be it a hand-me-downs from his sister or his brother. The big no-no’s are hyper-masculine outfits like skull-print shirts and cargo pants. In one photo, sent to friends and family, Sasha’s dressed in a shiny pink girl’s swimsuit. “Children like sparkly… Read More At What Point Does Feminism Just Provide Cover for Androphobia?
If Red Tails doesn’t take off, that’ll be it for him. Here’s why: What the blistering fan reaction illustrates is one downside of Lucas’s naïve style. By persuading us to drop our snarky defenses and embrace his fables, Lucas had forged a bond with fanboys like no filmmaker, outside of Spielberg, before or since. (Adjusted… Read More George Lucas is Done
I have long wearied of the tiresome assertion that Shakespeare did not write Shakespeare. This phillipic by Ron Rosenbaum against the cinematic albatross Anonymous is three months old, but punctures the key argument of the Oxford fantasy: In the opening, our fancy-pants British narrator (Derek Jacobi) tells us disdainfully that Shakespeare only had a “grammar school” education,… Read More Oxfordians: The Birthers of the Elizabethan Renaissance
Or so the rumour mill reports. (h/t: The Other McCain) “He likes dirty things,” the source says. “He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” Adding that Russell had a closet full of sex toys. We then get the counter-intuitive claim… Read More Russel Brand Too Kinky for Katy Perry
Old and Busted: Celebrity Rehab. Just stop buying the damn smack already. New Hotness: Celebrity Mini-Marriages. Sinead O’Connor sees your 72 days, Kim Kardashian, and raises you 16 days! Beat that!
DaTechGuy, guest-blogging at FilmLadd, discusses an old movie with an old actor in an old role as an example of Buckley’s indoctrination: Now, I wouldn’t expect Carl Reiner to give an endorsement to Christianity, but note what he does. All religions are equal, all are valid, there is no “truth”, none of that “Thou shalt… Read More Oh, God! You Genial, Liberal Fellow
Everyone and their dog has taken a shot at the most recent Indiana Jones movie, and rightfully so. Compared to the original trilogy, it’s a staid, bizarre bore. But what’s really wrong with it, at heart? Well, Red Letter Media has issued its own 2-Part Plinkett Review, which covers the basics: Speilberg Ideas, good; Lucas… Read More Indiana Jones and the Blah of Whatever
Apparently she of the Hourglass Figure did a shoot for Johnny Walker, which involved pictures like this: Which has provoked all manner of hate from chicken-chested girls and the Caspar Milquetoasts who love them. No, that’s unfair. Just a lot of wearisome snark from people who have been trained never to let something out of… Read More Grouchy People Hate on Christina Hendricks
I mean, I have better things to do, but I’m low on the energy right now. Plus, I feel the need to provide a palate cleanser after posting that Leann Rimes picture. Foredoomed it was that when the Dark Knight Rises decided to make the obvious move from the Joker to Catwoman and Bane, that… Read More Let Us Now Discuss Anne Hathaway as Catwoman
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